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kid comedian

A dumbass child whomst says a joke around an adult who laughs and the child would notice then continue to say the same joke over and over again every 10 minutes seeking, once again, the approval of said adult.
You are allowed to punt a kid comedian
by ThisIsSoSad June 7, 2018
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bitchy kid

The bitch kid who acts like it’s a law for you to bow down to her a kid who’s parents buy her everything she asks for and whines everytine she doesn’t get her way he or she usually treats all adults who don’t play the game or try to tell her something she will treat like dirt a kid who if you bring up whipping spanking hot saucing washing a mouth out with soap grounding no tv or taking a phone or doing something to be decent like sharing will through a level 50 out of 5 tantrum a kid who needs a good whipping every time they disrespect until they do better probably at teens already has sex toys and a car ASAP and is a a total brat
Bitchy kid throws a tantrum while with strict aunt and uncle

Old timer strict uncle takes her to bathroom and takes out his whip
Kid screams rape assault abuse help save a life
Uncle pulls down pants and underwear

Uncle spanks her with whip while she screams abuse

Whip whip whip whip whip
Uncle gives whip to aunt and says you take her in about to explode
Kid slaps aunt again and again
Old timey strict aunt pulls out paddle takes in bathroom and paddles long

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Other mom dam that kid is a bad ass bitch

Other dad yeah she’s a bitchy kid

Second snobby mean mom I’d give her more spanking until she acted like she was a perfect little angel
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Finesse kids

a group of kids that trick or get away with things easily in a slick way; usually friends
Those kids are insane

they are such finesse kids
by sherdlover May 2, 2018
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Kazoo Kid

Kazoo Kid, aka Pewdiepie, likes to sing... dance... pretend... and have fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!
by no-regerts January 12, 2020
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charter kid

the weirdest kids you'll ever meet. they love to talk about war and they play computer games during class. due to the small class sizes, they have no social experience, and it's likely that they don't play sports.
normal person 1: ewww is that a charter kid
normal person 2: yeah don't go near them they're disgusting and awkward
by melatoninloverxx January 25, 2020
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Coathanger kid

When you have an abortion by using a coathanger
Didn't you hear about Melissa, she had a coathanger kid.
by Germinal April 6, 2020
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fortnite kid

a fucking 11 year old kid who won’t stop bragging about his arena points
at school

me: hello
fortnite kid: get lost you don’t have enough points to talk to me
by ieatpeepeeforbreakfest November 15, 2020
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