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half baked marriage

When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
by Dented cat January 12, 2023
mugGet the half baked marriagemug.

half-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-brother or half-sister's husband.
My half-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
mugGet the half-brother-in-lawmug.

Chappy Half Gram

Proper Noun: The chap who’s always wheeling the alleged “dispo” half grammed cartridges, who’s rippage quality is questionable.

Noun: the name of the controversial half gram cartridges sold by Chappy Half Gram.
Can I rip your chappy half gram per chance?

What up, Chappy Half Gram?
by Trapgod42069 April 27, 2022
mugGet the Chappy Half Grammug.

male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
mugGet the male half-lifemug.

half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
by Sexydimma July 13, 2016
mugGet the half-baked eggmug.

Half Dollas-Dollas

Half dollars are similar to saushers nipples in that they are both relativly large nipples, the only difference is half dollars resemble that of a half dollar with the lines around the center.
Mallory: *flashes trevor*
Trevor: HAAAA LOOK AT THOSE HALF DOLLAS-DOLLAS
by peasy September 25, 2005
mugGet the Half Dollas-Dollasmug.

half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.
Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.
by BigPete71 December 17, 2022
mugGet the half a fishing tripmug.

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