Chode

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.

Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.

by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018

Chode Virus

When someone who has a chode touches one another, and it spreads to the next guy witch now he has a chode

Johnny: Oh my god I have a chode?!!
Mike: don’t touch me I’ll get the chode virus,,

by TheUrbanTales September 24, 2020

reverse chode

a normal dick

i have a reverse chode (normal dick)

by redd_ez October 10, 2021

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.

Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?

by carchester December 15, 2010

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Chode

A word commonly used by those that not have access to vagina , to disparage a fellow virgin. Popular in the redneck community and openly dumb fucking term

Skylar you’re such a chode, you used all the juice in my drop!

by Ligma69 March 18, 2019

chode

a fresh penis

yer a fucking chode; suck on my chode; stop yer fucking little chode bullshit

by little lllll June 13, 2018