Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”
Lex: Absolutely not.
Lex: Absolutely not.
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He is THE bard.
A great English dude from the Renaissance who wrote lots of plays and sonnets like Romeo and Juliet and Richard II (even though he first wrote Richard III, I mean whO gOEs bAcKWaRds????).
He was the will of the people, the king of couplets, the sultan of sonnets, the man who put "I am" in iambic pentameter. Also, many words and phrases that are in our popular language were actually coined by him.
But wasn't everything lovely as a summer's day. That bar he was raising to be that amazing was hard, he had many fans with many demands and writing itself within strict parameters ends up being demanding too.
A great English dude from the Renaissance who wrote lots of plays and sonnets like Romeo and Juliet and Richard II (even though he first wrote Richard III, I mean whO gOEs bAcKWaRds????).
He was the will of the people, the king of couplets, the sultan of sonnets, the man who put "I am" in iambic pentameter. Also, many words and phrases that are in our popular language were actually coined by him.
But wasn't everything lovely as a summer's day. That bar he was raising to be that amazing was hard, he had many fans with many demands and writing itself within strict parameters ends up being demanding too.
Nick Bottom: God, I hate Shakespeare.
Basically everyone: le gasp
...
Shakespeare: A giant lizard with crooked smile, have you seen one?
Random person: Yeah, crocodile.
Shakespeare: But may be not that. Take the Spanish to the English alligator.
Random person: Alligator?
Shakespeare: Yes, a word you've never heard unless you heard of me. Th-
People: He's a genius, how does he do it? He makes it look so easy like there's nothing to it.
Shakespeare: Honestly, I don't know how I do it. I just think the word out in my head and then it's coined. Like the tons of times that I've done it before. Hm, are you bedazzled? Well, you should be because these are words you never heard if not from me.
Basically everyone: le gasp
...
Shakespeare: A giant lizard with crooked smile, have you seen one?
Random person: Yeah, crocodile.
Shakespeare: But may be not that. Take the Spanish to the English alligator.
Random person: Alligator?
Shakespeare: Yes, a word you've never heard unless you heard of me. Th-
People: He's a genius, how does he do it? He makes it look so easy like there's nothing to it.
Shakespeare: Honestly, I don't know how I do it. I just think the word out in my head and then it's coined. Like the tons of times that I've done it before. Hm, are you bedazzled? Well, you should be because these are words you never heard if not from me.
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Get the shaken not stirred mug.We’re tired of hearing the word “vibes”. No more, it’s officially canceled. It’s sold on every crop top, mentioned on every facebook post by your aunt, just complete overkill. So we’re letting 2020 leave us with her bad vibes now let’s let 2021 have a new type of shake. Shit, I love it already.
Not to be confused with “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...” However, that actually blends in perfectly.
Not to be confused with “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...” However, that actually blends in perfectly.
Instead of “No bad vibes allowed” it’s now “Only milkshakes for me”.
Instead of “His vibes were just ok” it’s now “he’s shaken, not stirred”.
If she’s hot, “Can I get a sip a that milkshake”.
and since ice means diamonds, drip, money, etc. When a girl is really feelin for a dude and he spoils her it can be “Girl, he like my milkshake so much he put his ice in it”. So many variations. Enjoy.
Instead of “His vibes were just ok” it’s now “he’s shaken, not stirred”.
If she’s hot, “Can I get a sip a that milkshake”.
and since ice means diamonds, drip, money, etc. When a girl is really feelin for a dude and he spoils her it can be “Girl, he like my milkshake so much he put his ice in it”. So many variations. Enjoy.
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