tie your shoes

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.

You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall

by cyanide_sun1660 October 8, 2023

Tying Shoe Strings

Handling minor tasks such as running errands or taking care of last minute details or random circumstances. Similar to tying loose ends concluding business making moves. Referencing the basic functions such as learning to tie your shoes as a child.

Question: What's up?

Answer: Nothing just tying shoe strings ...

by AskGeeser August 20, 2016

Doofy Shoe

When someone can’t find a matching shoe so they wear a different mismatched shoe.

Nina couldn’t find her left shoe in the morning so she got upset.
“Haaa Doofy shoe”

by T Crazy April 17, 2023

shoe

n. something you wear on your foot

I've got a great shoe!

by letsgong February 11, 2025

shoes

shit

my shoes have a peice of shit on it

by 1001010101010101 March 7, 2022

Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio

wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them

by patio_shoes March 14, 2016

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016