Dry

A crack or a joke that is not funny.

"You smell like cheese"
"That shit was dry"
"Dryyyy"

by Drawoh March 16, 2016

Dry Land

Dry Land is when you have cotton mouth (dry mouth) after smoking weed or taking a tab.

im on dry land lets grab a drink

by PsychedelicAlienGuy May 9, 2020

Dry Rub

Masturbation by a male who has run out of hand lotion or lube.

Dude, I was completely out of hand lotion so I had to just do a dry rub last night!

by BiggTasty September 4, 2021

dry breeding

Dry breeding is the act of vigorous thrusting or humping of an object without the act of intercourse. This is also a phrase used as a dance style for aggressive air thrusting to an irregular beat with or without music.

Did you see that guy dry breeding on the dance floor?

by MidnightMayer August 21, 2024

Beat it dry

Jerking off with no lubricant

Beat it dry
Beating it dry
@beatitdry on dc
I beat dry on Fortnite

by YVL big frank July 28, 2024

dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

Malicious Drying

When you intentionally make someone who is interested in you sexually disinterested by talking about aggressively mundane things, or pretending to be conservative

Greg: “I’ve been talking to this girl for weeks, but I have just been telling her about NFTs and the NRA.”
Tim: “Yeah malicious drying is how I generally scare the hoes.”

by Phlonk1 September 13, 2022