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Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010
mugGet the Sausage Washermug.

drop some sausages

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.
by pentozali January 1, 2014
mugGet the drop some sausagesmug.

Sausage Tube

A vessel for a penis such as a throat, a vagina or a butthole
Down the ole' sausage tube 🍻
by Buttoncottage September 1, 2023
mugGet the Sausage Tubemug.
a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
by cam clyde November 5, 2009
mugGet the hickory smoked sausage in the texas valleymug.

Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.
Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.
by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023
mugGet the Sausage Poisonmug.

Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.
Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.
by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
mugGet the Sausage Datemug.

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