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Living Woman

A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink. A living woman can therefore use the pronouns we/us/our when referring to herself and any name, number, person or symbol she controls.
“Madam are you the person Mrs Mary Jones?”

“No I am not a person nor a name. I identify as a living woman and I control a name, but I am not a name”

“I am not a person with a name but I control that person with that name, do you have a contract with that person or name?”
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
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Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024
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Living fan

When a man bounces so hard on a penis or penis-like object that his own penis flies around in a cirkle like a fan.
"He bounced on it so hard he did a Living fan"
by Freaky Ben May 3, 2025
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Live

Live is an amazing donkey with the greatest left little toe, the name Live bears a curse caused by the original Live being birthed during the first crusade of Addexioland, resulting in all babies named Live instantly morphing into the fine animal we today call donkey. There is a 98% chance that a Live will have a few extra chromosomes aswell and a might fine and gigantic left little toe that could probably beat any mens penis size. Their belly buttons are also usually extraordinarily deep.
"That Donkey must be a Live"
by TheOfficialPope August 10, 2021
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Martha Stewart Living

Martha Stewart Living was a magazine and television program featuring entertaining and lifestyle expert Martha Stewart. Both the magazine and the television program focussed on lifestyle content and the domestic arts.
Martha Stewart Living to end print edition as Dotdash Meredith continues shift to digital
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
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