by lost and confused May 17, 2009
Get the in lovemug. Oh so you looked did you?
Well let me explain this seemingly beautiful sensation that is love. Imagine getting hit in the chest my Mike Tyson(Prime Years) then getting kissed by Angelina Jolie all at the same time whilst getting a handy from Michael J Fox. You see, love is a feeling that you only feel whilst you are with the person for a few months then that feeling starts to dry up like a cheap lap dancer in Vagas, leaving you content although slightly disappointed.Let me enlighten you(pubescent girl) love, the real feeling not the one on TV or in the movies, love is boring. Love is putting up with shit, farts and missed dates. If you want to feel the love, the love in movies that has the leading man dying for the one he loves, then you have to break up with your other and see how that feels like. That feeling of loss is the real love that poets have been writing about for eons, that emptiness is love. I strongly suggest you take up masturbation if you want to spare yourself from that pain because god knows that the pain is in knowing that she has moved on and you are alone, in the dark, thinking only of her.Logically without the sentimentality; love is evolutions means of keep humans together for long enough to procreate. Simple rule,works a treat shame that it fades on average after 15 odd years of marriage around the age of 40 when your old and ugly and only a subscription to botex weekly can cure the scurge that is middle aged life.Get the gist, yet pumpkin.
Well let me explain this seemingly beautiful sensation that is love. Imagine getting hit in the chest my Mike Tyson(Prime Years) then getting kissed by Angelina Jolie all at the same time whilst getting a handy from Michael J Fox. You see, love is a feeling that you only feel whilst you are with the person for a few months then that feeling starts to dry up like a cheap lap dancer in Vagas, leaving you content although slightly disappointed.Let me enlighten you(pubescent girl) love, the real feeling not the one on TV or in the movies, love is boring. Love is putting up with shit, farts and missed dates. If you want to feel the love, the love in movies that has the leading man dying for the one he loves, then you have to break up with your other and see how that feels like. That feeling of loss is the real love that poets have been writing about for eons, that emptiness is love. I strongly suggest you take up masturbation if you want to spare yourself from that pain because god knows that the pain is in knowing that she has moved on and you are alone, in the dark, thinking only of her.Logically without the sentimentality; love is evolutions means of keep humans together for long enough to procreate. Simple rule,works a treat shame that it fades on average after 15 odd years of marriage around the age of 40 when your old and ugly and only a subscription to botex weekly can cure the scurge that is middle aged life.Get the gist, yet pumpkin.
Break up guy:I loved her man, I loved her so much.She was the love of my life.
Dude: Stop being such a pussy! GROW A PAIR AND LAY DOWN THE LAW ON SOME HOs, by which i mean go fuck, alot.
Break up guy: Ok, I will thanks dude you're the man. I will forget Becca, the little whore.
Dude: I know. Now go out a fucktiply. See what I did there multiply and fuck just had sex in my head and they made a new word.
Dude: Stop being such a pussy! GROW A PAIR AND LAY DOWN THE LAW ON SOME HOs, by which i mean go fuck, alot.
Break up guy: Ok, I will thanks dude you're the man. I will forget Becca, the little whore.
Dude: I know. Now go out a fucktiply. See what I did there multiply and fuck just had sex in my head and they made a new word.
by Liaserg July 6, 2010
Get the Lovemug. by Your moTHER SMELLS LIKE A TOAD December 15, 2016
Get the lovemug. Falling totally and completely head over heels for someone and not being able to think about anything else except them. Every moment with them feels indescribeably amazing. When their lips touch yours, it's instant happiness and everything falls into place. They are the only person that could talk for hours on end and still have your full attention. Hours together fly by and time together never seems to last quite long enough. Every time you see them it's an instant smile and an overwhelming sensation of satisfaction. Each time they leave you, the more you miss them. Their smell drives you wild and laying in there arms feels like the safest place you could ever be.
Stephanie: you mean the world to me, and i never want to live a day without you
Kyle: awh babes! i love you more than anything
Stephanie: i love you too, baby
I love you soo much Kyle
Love Stephanie
Kyle: awh babes! i love you more than anything
Stephanie: i love you too, baby
I love you soo much Kyle
Love Stephanie
by ahahaitssteph July 18, 2010
Get the lovemug. Girl: i love you soo much
Boy: i love you too:)
-a week later-
Girl:im breaking up with you
boy: um ok
haha... love means nothing
Boy: i love you too:)
-a week later-
Girl:im breaking up with you
boy: um ok
haha... love means nothing
by matea56656 April 20, 2009
Get the lovemug. Juliet-"Ahh man, I dropped my bagel on the floor!"
Romeo- "I love you so much that you can have half of mine."
Romeo- "I love you so much that you can have half of mine."
by allergictowaffles June 19, 2011
Get the Lovemug. A feeling that is quite endured and should be learned as a goal in life, love may not always be a good thing, and not always a bad thing. Love is what would be used to define that attracting to a beautiful moment, and treasuring every bit of it. It is that feeling inside you that makes your heart tense up in between your chest. Love should be every ones daily feeling.
I love you so much Tyler Evans, your the greatest!
And may be used as a hashtag of something you enjoy or is signed by, like #Tyler
Or maybe love him so much you give him an emoji.
And may be used as a hashtag of something you enjoy or is signed by, like #Tyler
Or maybe love him so much you give him an emoji.
by Frostyrose21 November 26, 2018
Get the Lovemug.