green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.

fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"

by sloppysally May 17, 2011

Egg on my face

A reason to stare someone down, because it's unusual and possibly embarrassing for them, you stare at them in such a way, wondering if they really do have egg on their face.

What are you looking at?? Do I have egg on my face???

by Age 9 Less February 05, 2017

crack my eggs

fertilize my eggs; impregnate me

I want the villain from Black Panther to crack my eggs

by 42069salt March 11, 2018

egg poon poon

another word to call someone when there being stupid

omg mayah your so egg poon poon

by pro cool kid sophia October 04, 2020

egg nog float

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.

After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.

by air cortez November 21, 2008

Green Eggs, No Ham

Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.

This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.

Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?

Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.

Oli: Purr…

Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.

by TigerTerp February 24, 2022

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

by Captaindeadboi May 07, 2021