that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

by Dean May 29, 2004

cookie monster

a character on sesame street whos voice sounds like ja rule see ja rule

big bird: wat up ja rule i mean cookie monster

cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule

by the real don November 24, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Euphemism for "life sucks."

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by fireworks_are_blue August 19, 2004

Cookiestain

stains left over from cookies that were crushed on the ground by someones feet.

I was in the bowling alley and found cookiestains on the lane from the kids party before.

by Bowlgd84 October 20, 2009

cookied out

Being oblivious and overwrought due to the excessive eating of cookies.

I didn't play football with my friends today because i was all cookied out.

by ryan ainsworth October 9, 2005

cookietastic

A cookie that taste so fantastic, no other words can describe it.

Guy 1: I love cookies oh so very much. They are just soooo.....
Guy 2: Cookietastic?
Guy1: Exactly!

by ReallyAwsomeCookieLover September 27, 2009

Cookie Sheet

A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.

1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!

by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010