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"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 1, 2019
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notebook checking parents

stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong
by sagani gadiks son March 5, 2024
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BopGround Check

The research that either you, a peer, or group of peers perform when screening a potential date or partner. Most often during the early talking stages but BopGround Checks are performed during breaches or shaky periods of trust. The screening is checking socials, history from mutuals, and scouting if everything matches.

The term is synonymous with Background Check
A man experiences unspeakable heartbreak when that BopGround Check comes back Red; Shawty with a sleeper private acc at the club and 1.2k followers from the group chat found after catching feelings.
by ElRealoUno52 June 29, 2025
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Checking the oil

You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.
I was checking the oil on your mom last night.
by N1ggerBBC69 May 7, 2024
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Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."
by quietbanana October 6, 2022
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reality check

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,
i pulled a reality check on him.
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021
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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
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