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Wee-Woo Bus

Comedic term for an ambulance, a more patient friendly joke name than the "Meat Wagon"
Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!
by Aggbir September 12, 2022
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Bu-sition

When one gets on their knees in the position to be in the middle of a bukakke, hence the name “bu-sition” which is the combination of words “bukakke” and “position”.
Bro I’m sorry bout your sister dawg, I was just coming out the shower and I saw her on the floor in the bu-sition so you know I had to put in that work if you know what I mean.
by John Gettin Doe September 23, 2021
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reinventing the bus

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 21, 2022
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Bus Juice

Condensation on a crowded bus or train during humid days. Composition is similar to that of urine. Can be used as fertilizer.
The windows were dripping with Bus Juice this morning.
by 214col November 24, 2017
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Bus Stop

Slang de montréal pour dire de voler, (commetre un vol, cambrioler)
c'est utiliser pour que les gens autours ne savent pas ca veut dire quoi

avec les racaille
Yo Antony, on bus stop l'iPhone a Julie?
Je me suis faite bus stop fuck.
on bus stop ce fdp
by 514mtl_man May 21, 2020
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Bus ppl

The kool ppl who get on the 35/35a in abingdon i.e Hannah Kruger, Rae Workman, Ollie Ealy, Larryc, Laura Harris and Ben the epic dinosaur
Everyday we ge in the bus to didcot yay
by Larryc July 2, 2004
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