bill payday

When all you can do with your paycheck is pay your bills, you dont't have a pay day-you have a bill payday.

Tim: Hey Bill! Is tomorrow payday?
Bill: Not for me! It's bill payday!😫

by Tmurry June 15, 2016

bill cosmo

A drink often given to a woman that contains a date rape drug.

You probably shouldn't drink that . That creepy dude just sprinkled something in it. Its probably less of a vodka martini and more of a Bill Cosmo now.

by Jeansbruh August 17, 2016

Bill-esque

A word used to describe a video, image, tweet, or other content that is similar to that of the YouTuber Bill Wurtz, most famously known for his "History of The Entire World I Guess" and "History of Japan" videos.

In an effort to make the subreddit more bill-esque, we have removed capital letters.

by EVOSexybeast January 27, 2018

Bill nye

The science guy

Bill bill bill bill

BILL NYE

by Olalamio February 11, 2018

still bill

the ability to nothing, all day, really well

I am just amazing at still bill

by jeff gibble January 30, 2017

Handsome Bill

Being the best-looking guy at your job, often attracting unwanted sexual advances from co-workers. So-called due to the potential for others slipping paper currency in the back of one's pants.

Dude, that Mike is such a Handsome Bill, Kathy slipped him a 20 yesterday.

Don't be made because I got the raise instead of you, I'm the Handsome Bill around here.

Don't even come in here acting like you're the Handsome Bill, you haven't had a date in months.

by ThaRu October 1, 2012

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2012