The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.
by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025
Get the bacon dinkmug. In short, refers to something said being an out-of-the-blue, personal, relatable and honest “take”.
Originated from a Tiktok trend in mid 2025 where text on the screen says “seeing how fast I can say Bacon Avocado” followed by a slowed down video of the person usually sharing personal/niche confessions or dropping a deep emotion-provoking line. The aim was to catch the audience off guard and get them to relate to the real and honest takes.
Originated from a Tiktok trend in mid 2025 where text on the screen says “seeing how fast I can say Bacon Avocado” followed by a slowed down video of the person usually sharing personal/niche confessions or dropping a deep emotion-provoking line. The aim was to catch the audience off guard and get them to relate to the real and honest takes.
by tinker! July 9, 2025
Get the Bacon Avocadomug. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)
a phrase meaning
"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)
a phrase meaning
"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
Get the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug. Labia minora. The inner lips on a vagina. Some women have long labia that remind you of bacon. Bacon can be of many shapes and sizes.They are edible, juicy and scrumptious just like bacon.
Man that woman has the perfect bacon. They hang down about two inches. I love to chew on them. I love to stretch them. I love to put my tongue between. I love when they get slick and juicy!
I sure love my bacon
I sure love my bacon
by RTNTN July 4, 2017
Get the Baconmug. 
another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action
by cantbelievethissh*t February 4, 2012
Get the swing the baconmug. During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018
Get the Whale baconmug.