Anti-Occam's Razor

Interpreting a statement or story to be the most complex or unlikely situation possible. Or, your comprehension is the opposite of the most likely explanation for something you hear or read. This often happens with statements that have one or more homonyms.

I had an Anti-Occam's Razor moment after reading the news headline, "50 million blinds recalled" when I thought of a huge population of blind people being remembered.

by Moneek August 2, 2013

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Anti-Valentine's Day

A day when everyone laughs at those in love and celebrate the greatness of lonelines...
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.

ITS ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
~steals candy from random people~

by Confuseded February 14, 2005

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anti-all nighter

an all-nighter, but you have some kickass fun instead of study all night

Yo we had a kickass anti-all nighter

by Falco Lombardi August 2, 2007

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anti-chug mechanism

that removable piece of plastic that comes on all liquor bottles that makes it really hard to chug off the bottle

her: did you drink today?
me: yeah I ripped off the anti-chug mechanism and a ripped right from the bottle

by smimic7 January 14, 2009

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Anti-Danky Hankie

The fabric softener sheet used to mask the scent of real skunky marijuana. Primarily used by young teenagers scared by the possibility of their stash being smelt out and found from parents, teachers etc.

"How do you manage to carry an ounce of weed and not get sniffed out?"

"I use an anti-danky hankie"

by chrisco895 March 21, 2016

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