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Vagalentine’s Day

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.
You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.
by gregben February 15, 2022
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Cerfunctionous Day

It is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn
did you do that cartwheel because it was Cerfunctionous Day? DAMN
by pinkpterodactyl August 21, 2017
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no fuel day

A designated day of the month on which people refrain from purchasing gas. This is meant to be a statement to the oil companies.
The problem with the "no fuel day" idea is that oil is a publicly traded commodity therefore you're not hurting the oil companies stock value one bit.
by Squeex December 1, 2007
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Thought of the day

the one thing everyone's looks foreword to
Thought of the day goes like this... expect to win
by Tippyturner October 4, 2016
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dai-tea

Dai-tea a rather rare name pronounced (dae-tay-aa), of Japanese origin meaning, "great meaning"
its a unisex name, people called daitea are rather weird,cold and shy,but once you get to know them they can be fun and sweet . daitea's find it difficult to express themselves,they have weird ways of showing they care, they are introverts, intelligent, and love researching, beauty, observing,great friends,they are nature lovers and are always trying to see the good in the people they meet. they tend to be detached, once someone they love hurts them ,they detach themselves from you.
they love to read, tend to zone out when doing what they love, they are different, love being themselves despite criticism- they just don't care. they have a great smiles, they have a reason for everything they do and say. a person called daitea can act oblivious to things around them but they know and understand a lot more.they can write a whole book about you if given the chance or they could describe you in a word. they are calm but don't push them to the wall .
some might say they are easy to persuade but trust me they are always thinking of another's feelings before they do anything ,they would never do anything they do not want to do.finally they love freedom, they hate anything that will root them at one place , they are rebellious, they also have a habit of blending in being invisible ,they hate the spotlight . they just want things that are important in life, daitea's are deep people.
daitea means" great meaning"
i met a girl named daitea today
i find dai-tea in life.
by animkerocks37 September 7, 2016
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Green Day

(n) 1. a band that used to be good but was taken over by middle schoolers, 9th grade girls, and fake-ass emo chicks.
2. a day where you smoke weed and drink booze; also called 420
1. Green Day is an example of, well, a Green Day band.
2. Stoner: Wow, look at me, I smoke weed, I'm cool, it's a green day.

Some dude: You mean, like the band.

Stoner: Uh, no...wait, what?

Some dude: Didn't you just mention the band Green Day?

Stoner: Oh, you mean the "I walk this empty street on the boulevard of cocks" guys.

Some dude: Yeah

Stoner: oh

(Stoner pulls out shotgun for no apparent reason and blows dude away, because thats always what happens at the end of these gay dialogue thingys)
by Dude Man guy April 21, 2005
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Green Day

An American rock band formed in 1987. The band consists of Billie Joe Armstrong (vocals and guitar), Mike Dirnt (Backup vocals and bass guitar) and Tre Cool (drums).
After releasing the album "American Idiot", they gained a great deal of popularity. The album deals with the George Bush era and the Iraq war, as well as being a teenager in disadvantaged areas of America and thus being without prospects for the future.
Their latest album, "21st Century Breakdown", deals with the economic crisis, war and religious fanaticism amongst other themes. Although musically their latest album is not considered to be as strong as "American Idiot", it's lyrics are very advanced.

Green Day are different to many other modern bands in that they sing and play music about the objective world, about relevant issues which affect a lot of people.
Green Day are a breath of fresh air in the current musical world.
by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond August 9, 2009
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