whip the 5-9

Nonsense slang used to confuse old people

Is anyone going to whip the 5-9 tonight?

by Sid 6.7 April 4, 2023

Whipped

Saul Avila

That fool is whipped.

by Lil Nut$ October 21, 2018

Firework Bill “whip” Willet

A borderline illiterate retard that resembles Elmer Fudd and claims to be a part of every major event in the history of the world. A Johnstown legend and a true American hero

Hey Firework Bill “whip” Willet, heard your names on the Stanley cup. “Oh yeah I won that plenty times.”

by Gangster thug 42069 July 12, 2024

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).

Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!

by kawikados February 20, 2018

Whipping the Mop

beating someone's ass, maybe to the point of hospitalization. it can be used as an action verb; whipping the mop off of; past tense; that's where he whipped the mop off his ass; present tense; he's whipping the mop off his ass; future tense; that's where imma whip the mop off yo ass

He's whipping the mop off his ass.

by weird_bruh November 22, 2021

Whipped

Your girlfriend runs your life

Jake Preston is whipped

by Dhshdbfhe June 11, 2015

Whipped

When a person is so in love with Whiplash Whiskey that they will do anything for another sip. This all-consuming devotion often results in bringing a bottle to every party, passionately defending its superiority, and dramatically side-eyeing anyone who chooses another drink.

Person1: Dude, Jake is so whipped for Whiplash Whiskey!
Person2: Yeah, he won’t shut up about how smooth it is.
Person1: What an absolute legend. 🥃🔥

by Not Whiplash Whiskey January 31, 2025