by Skids McGee September 28, 2008
Get the Hey, I have a note from my doctormug. A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
by Russessabagina December 15, 2009
Get the You can't have your pussy and eat it toomug. When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.
Just like wanting to be with two people.
Just like wanting to be with two people.
Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."
by The Cake. July 20, 2011
Get the I want to have my cake and eat it too.mug. by Gangy July 24, 2008
Get the i'd rather have a penis in my pantsmug. A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.
*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*
Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?
Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?
by ArtySims February 22, 2009
Get the I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!mug. To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.
Be rat arsed on ginger.
Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Be rat arsed on ginger.
Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...
Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!
Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!
Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the To have a threshold like a UN debatemug. by TheDPhimself March 12, 2022
Get the Youll have that on them big jobsmug.