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St. Thomas More 

St. Thomas More is a private catholic school in which shit goes down. STM is full of guys who play COD as their friends make out with slutty girls who circuitously date the same guys. When the guy or girl gets tired of dating their counterpart, they break up abruptly with temporary mutual hatred toward one another. The cycle continues as the girls become sluttier and the guys increasingly desperate. Throughout the mayhem of private education, the students of STM always remain true to their catholic-christian values!

COD
Guy Student #1: WOW! making out with Emily last night on my bro's couch was awesome!

Bro: Dude I thought was dating her! Oh well, I got a tactical nuke while you guys were goin' at it.

Guy Student #2: Hey I got dibs for next week when you guys break up.

Emily: I don't really care who it is. Get me a man!

Public School Student: Man, St. Thomas More is the shit!
St. Thomas More by STM-USC August 29, 2011
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Spencer Thomas 

1. One of the United States' biggest up and coming house djs. The bastard offspring of Arizona's late 90's underground music scene. Spencer Thomas is known for his upbeat and random programming of disco and electro house styles.

2. Holds the Eventvibe.com residency for the southwest and is known within the industry as the silent force behind most of Arizona's big club promotions.

3. Has held radio shows since the age of 17 in Arizona, Chicago and his online podcast Spencer Thomas and the Club Casualties

Girl 1: Were you at the club the other night?
Girl 2: Yeah, Spencer Thomas was spinning, we stayed til the end!
Spencer Thomas by Kathy_K January 6, 2009

Eggs Danny Thomas 

From what I understand, former television star Danny Thomas used to enjoy the company of prostitutes. Who doesn't? But Danny Thomas had would hire his hookers to sit on a glass table and take a dump while he was underneath the table watching...
He liked his eggs Danny Thomas style...
Eggs Danny Thomas by kelstermcgil November 4, 2007

Allan Thomas

“Omg that guy has such a big head
“Yeah he’s called Allan Thomas”
Allan Thomas by I’m h January 4, 2019

St Thomas More RC

St Thomas More RC is a place of torture.

Vr_Thomas 

A person who will destroy you (if he can) at gorilla tag but you better run because if you give him a nickel he will tickel your pickle
"ITS VR_THOMAS WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE"

"DONT GIVE HIM A NICKEL"
Vr_Thomas by Vr_Thomas April 15, 2022

The Thomas Rule

You may not go to someone else’s window in CoD Zombies and steal their kills.
“Man this dude Gabe at my window killing my zombies. He’s breaking The Thomas Rule.”
The Thomas Rule by 6fears7 January 7, 2023