noodle bounce

In the game of golf in the time of the corona virus, slices of pool noodles are placed in the hole cups making it easier to retrieve your golf ball from the cup. This lessens the spread of the virus. This also causes the ball to bounce out of the cup sometimes. When this happens the player still gets the credit for "sinking" the ball. Attributing the ball leaving the cup to a "noodle bounce".
On the last hole Chuck was going for the par and his best score. The ball went in but bounced out. We told him don't worry it was obviously a noodle bounce.
by big bbbbbbb May 23, 2020
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noodle cube

A cube that is formed when a bunch of noodles (usually from a Chinese restaurant) are fused together after being refrigerated and contained in a takeout box.
The Chinese noodles from last week turned into a noodle cube.
by DoctorDont June 18, 2021
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Noodling

Uncontrollable arm and leg
Movement caused by excessive fentanyl use coupled with methamphetamine and lack of sleep. Noodling generally occurs on day 4.
He is outside on the sidewalk doing the noodle dance. He has been noodling all day
by Lostboy1Lostgirl October 12, 2021
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noodle salad

When a bunch of guys putting flaccid dicks into someones mouth.
by tpb614 March 30, 2016
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noodling

V. When a dog licks its own peens
Bro 1: Buddy keeps noodling.

Bro 2. You would noodle too if you could
by the non urban gentleman November 9, 2019
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Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.
Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.
by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025
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Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.
Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.
by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024
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