Keto fart

The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.

Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.

Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.

by Jack Pipe January 20, 2019

Fart Phobia

The fear of farting around other people.

Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

fart taster

One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.

'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014

fart piece

Used to describe a really hot girl, that no-one has a chance with unless they're a fit male swedish model

boy 1: gosh u see that girl there, shes so hot
boy 2: na m8 u aint got a chance wiv her, shes a fart piece

by rarehairdude April 20, 2010

Bell Fart

Sometimes during masturbation, a pocket of air becomes trapped under the foreskin. Upon pulling back the foreskin the air is released creating a sound similar to a fart.

Man: "Pfft."
Woman: Did you just fart honey?
Man: No, that was a bell fart. You wouldn't have sex with me tonight, so I'm relieving myself.

by Kelfaur January 31, 2014

fart cart

All small cars with twatish big bore exhausts.

I wish would turn the engine off on that Fart Cart while he is parked there, I cant hear the fucking telly.
selfish boy racer twat corsa show off

by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015

Litmus Fart

A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.

Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.

by Fart King March 1, 2017