beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.

“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022

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Gorilla Beat Down

A term used for when you have just shaved your pubes and then you collect them into one hand (masturbating hand) then you jerk it.

Smukatelli- Dude have you ever done the gorilla beat down??
Brad- What the hell is that???
Justin- Yeah!!! I have, it's just like fucking a 70's pornstar with her wild bush

by brown starfish September 27, 2011

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Beat A Bot Day

December 12th is Beat A Bot Day. You are allowed to harass bots of your choice and mods should disable any permissions the bot has.

"Hey, it's Beat A Bot Day! Fuck you mee6 you morridly obese rat!"

by TruePrower#6159 December 11, 2020

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Meat Beat Mania

When you're gonna masturbate but you don't want it to sound disgusting or weird.

Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)

by BillyBobberina March 10, 2018

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An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.

Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.

“The freshman beat-down is coming up and you’re not protected.”

by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021

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crash cart beat

A part of a song, full song, or beat in a song that is so nasty that it could potentially give you a heart attack, therefore rolling you out on a crash cart in the middle of the show.

1: Yo these crash cart beats are rolling over our faces.

2: Yeah man Skrillex is the sh*t!

by starogre February 23, 2011

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