The dog in the meathouse

The penis in the vagina.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 24, 2003

thot dog

A thot, or whore, who is either ugly or is plain and common. Also acceptable: a thot who is just a straight-up bitch. Someone you probably don't want to be seen with.

Alexis: Did you see him walking around with that snaggle-toothed woman??
Jae: You bet--he can't score more than that old thot dog.

by presidentraggy June 13, 2014

Cthulhu dog

A normal hotdog with squid.

"Mmm, that was a great Cthulhu dog, but the squid could have been less greasy."

by Ikurasake January 2, 2009

wide dog

a meme of a fat ass dog

wide dog is morbidly obese

by sr71 August 22, 2008

Pig-dog

An insult used by Ukrainians, when speaking about Russians. Refers to dirty Russian households and slavish attitude towards their government. Often used in conjunction with "cottonwool", which refers to cheap coats, worn by soviet soldiers and prisoners.

Cottonwool pig-dogs are afraid of gay people, but still call their children Geyorgy and Sergey.

by Perepelytsa May 19, 2018

Bagel Dog

When a guy soaps up a girls butt in the shower and rubs his penis in her crack.

Yo Santos, this morning my lady and I got in the shower and I bagel dogged the shit out of her!

by bdogzzzz June 19, 2010

Dog Porn

The act of filming yourself having sex with a dog, famously done by Lauren White and a husky dog.

"Oh hey did you see the picture of Lauren and that husky?"

"Yes, dog porn at it's best"

by Whatupmotherfucker March 24, 2009