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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013
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work deathic

When Gen Z refuses to work, so Millennial and Gen Y employees need to work nearly to death to make up for Gen Z laziness.
My boomer boss gave our team an assignment yesterday at 3pm, due first thing in the morning. Leila and Jason are Gen Z and left the office at 5, but you know the rest of us have work deathic and were here until midnight to complete the task.
by Rachl1950 May 14, 2023
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Bath and Body Works

An ok place
Person 1:Bath and Body Works is a thing

Person 2:ok
by Novik5712 September 8, 2022
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diabolical "work"

Similar to the slang Nasty work an expressive term to describe people's awful behaviors in society today whether it be the news,friends actions, low down filthy tv etc.
Aye man, have you seen the rap beef between kendrick lamar and drake?
Man that beef back and forth is nasty work.
Na cuz, people confirmed drake did those things!
Whoa cuz that's diabolical "work"
by Angry mom45 June 26, 2024
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Stealing from me so that I have to work hard

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
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academic work quality

The attention, retention and reproduction of information in an academic setting.
The effects of anaerobic exercise on academic work quality
by ResearcherC April 20, 2023
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