Special Military Action

War

It's not a war, it's a Special Military Action.

by WhatLiam March 1, 2022

Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.

Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.

by KaxMlein February 8, 2021

The Tom Brady Special

Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.

Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!

by isuCkATspeLiNG February 16, 2021

Special Occasion Bone

When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)

I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!

by Jokeboy83 April 23, 2021

Top G Special

The Top G special is a certain haircut only the Top G (exception is made for the Bottom G) can have.
It includes a cleanly shaved bald head, paired with a sharp beard.

barber: "what can do for you today sir?"
Top G: "Let me get The Top G Special."

by DafferDonk June 23, 2023

Jeffrey Dahmer Special

A delicious sandwich consisting of head cheese, salami, ham, and any other meat imaginable

Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce

I was starving after a night of drinking and buttsex with my girlfriend, so I ordered two pizzas. A plain cheese for her and the Jeffrey Dahmer Special for me.

by GymCLassLoveAffair April 24, 2011

special snowflake syndrome

spe·cial snowflake
/ˈspeSHəl/ˈsnōˌflāk/
adjective
1, a person who believes that they are special in everything before the moment of birth. they ALWAYS defend themselves constantly so they can have superiority over others. they often dwell in the web so they can accuse big or small groups or companies like whole foods, chick-fil-a, kfc, etc. they're commonly associated with furries, feminists, peta groups, etc. they may or may not have a alternate disorder schizophrenia. for politicaly correctness, Peter Pan syndrome
2, an alternate individual of a sjw.

normie: hi!
SPECIAL person: whatdidyousaytomefaggo?
normie: what?
SPECIAL person:*bitches* i will call the swat team just because of you SEXOFFENDER
normie: *fucking explodes*
a bystander: guess that SPECIAL person has special snowflake syndrome.

by tf2hatts December 17, 2018