WHen the birds and the bees hang out in the beehive, but the bird can’t fit into the beehive. So they go to the park and have sex in front of all the kids.
by Fuckyayayaya June 20, 2018
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Sofia: OMG Frida. Yesterday I had sex with Elias and another woman. And his dick was so big.
Frida: noooo way! That other woman was me! And hell yeah the dick was like a dinasaur.
Sofia: wohooowwww girl. That’s amazing. I can’t believe we had sex... wow that very cool.
Frida: maybe we should try it again some time.
Sofia: yeah. That sounds good to me.
Frida: when he come into my pussy yesterday I had the biggest orgasm ever. Like I never felt that way before.
Sofia: same.
Frida: noooo way! That other woman was me! And hell yeah the dick was like a dinasaur.
Sofia: wohooowwww girl. That’s amazing. I can’t believe we had sex... wow that very cool.
Frida: maybe we should try it again some time.
Sofia: yeah. That sounds good to me.
Frida: when he come into my pussy yesterday I had the biggest orgasm ever. Like I never felt that way before.
Sofia: same.
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2. You are an alien to this planet and have a beautiful clean mind that you’re trying to trash
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Get the Sex mug.Something that you always think about in middle school and is what everybody says they had with another kids Mom last night.
Kid1: hey?
Kid2:what?
Kid1: I had sex your mom last night. She was so wet and juicy .
Kid2: my mom is dead.
Kid1: what?
Kid2: she died 4 years ago. She was coming home from work at the strip club and was stuck a balls. She hit my grandma and they both died.
Kid1:What the fuck I saw her yesterday.
Kid2: I know
Kid1: aren’t you sad
Kid2:why should I be
Kid1:GET THE FUCK OUT!
Kid2:what?
Kid1: I had sex your mom last night. She was so wet and juicy .
Kid2: my mom is dead.
Kid1: what?
Kid2: she died 4 years ago. She was coming home from work at the strip club and was stuck a balls. She hit my grandma and they both died.
Kid1:What the fuck I saw her yesterday.
Kid2: I know
Kid1: aren’t you sad
Kid2:why should I be
Kid1:GET THE FUCK OUT!
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