Nose Ring Theory

The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.

Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?

Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.

by Obeflow August 27, 2025

Ring yo ass

To twist one's rear end (preferably a badonkadonk) in a circular motion with the intent to draw attention from the opposing sex.

Amber, go ring yo ass on the dancefloor.

by Lil_t_87 February 2, 2010

Male Nose Ring Theory

If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.

“There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”

“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”

by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025

Dick ring

A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.

If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!

by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023

Crumpet ring

An anal stretching ring

"Mate, your sister's anal gaping pics are immense. "

"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."

by lemlemlem May 11, 2018

arm ring

A band of metal that goes around ones arm to signify badassery. Usually given by someone who has many but sometimes taken off of the body of those you have slain.

"He's a man to reckon with look at all his arm rings!"

by UnclUncle March 5, 2017

Rings

this can be used to say if a girl/boy is attractive or good looking . bcs like u marry people u put rings on em meaning their marriage material

"Woahh look at that girl there, shesss Rings

by troy like thats what im sayin October 28, 2021