Road Claw

White claws taken whilst on a drive, used for refreshment.

1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws

by CoachDavis July 2, 2020

Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021

The Dick Road

The Dick Road

The Dick Road

by Bob And Logan May 8, 2022

road boil

the surface of a travelled portion of a highway that becomes liquified underneath it and the pavement, gravel, slurry or mud pushes upward

a road boil appears on a road in the spring. It is believed to be caused from winter months springs located under roads do not completely freeze but the surrounding area does, when traffic drives over the road, it forces the moisture to the top so it has the appearance of a boil or bubble. There is one just below MacDonald's hill!

by Elsie Spazmataz May 7, 2009

Mississippi Road stop

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.

Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.

by Dirty Jimmm April 8, 2022

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 7, 2019

chunky road head

When your girl throws up during road head due to road sickess and keeps going.

-Evelyn gave me some great chunky road head but the ride was very bumpy
-That's gross dude

by Hdisnnwvevrjfkmchagwhs September 5, 2016