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Luke

Ken that luke lad

Aye he’s a proper cunt
by Luke07 November 22, 2019
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Luke Seaman

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.
Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.

Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020
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Luke

Me: Oh no, here comes Luke! Get out of the way! He’s rolling down the hall!
by YeBoiTodd April 24, 2018
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Luke Cold

Luke Cold is when you get a drink, put it in the fridge for about 15-30 minutes and then It's not TOO cold but definitely not warm, perfect for chugging.
Ali: wife is the water luke cold yet?
Evren: no my king.
by Evrens father June 4, 2022
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Luke

Luke is one of the CUTEST boys you will ever lay your eyes on. PERIOD.
Did you see that Luke the other day? He is so cute.
Luke was so talented in that play the other day.
by Hyde person October 3, 2019
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Luke

Gay ass fuckboi sleeps wth children. Has little to no testacles. Thinks he's the goat when actually he gets fucked by he goat.
Girls: Wow I heard luke aux coc
Luke: I do and I'm proud of it.
by William Murphy January 2, 2019
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Luke

A complete dumba** who thinks he’s good at golf and hunting. He likes boys and he beats his meat to Mulan. He beats black people with is golf club and tells them to go f**k themeselves.
I meeting my friend Luke at da theata tonight
by YaBoiVaginaMu$tarD September 16, 2019
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