Hey what do you call a sand castle when it’s a patriarchy and the king is a tyrant and you are just a poor shoemaker’s apprentice and you find an imposter in your soup and you go “sus” and your father is like bruh whateth you speakething abouteth dawgeth? And you like “mmm fadner it is emmmpostor and he is akling mahd suhs and I will report him to the proper authorities and through the course of law and justice he will be brought to his knees and submit to the authority of the ruling realms we abide in.” And dad is all like “Aigtheth” and so you go to do that but then uh like a tidal wave hits and then the sand castle gets destroyed so his meaningless life is washed away in the sand never to be discroved until it is decorated by an exploraior who pbuts it in a mesium and but also nevertheless however henceforth therefore alas it the one from the 3 movies but Hugh Jackman was only in the 3rd and but Ben Stiller and Theodore Rosevelt were in the them and but he finds the uh I guess I said his life was discovered I guess that was the antecedent of his and “it” so yeah okay his life comes to life because of the tablet of Akmenrah and the n Ben stable is all liek “Guh” and then the him he goes “Larry Daily of Daily’s electronics playing Zheng Stiller in the dusk and the nurseeum and the other ones, what Ware you doing here’re? And Ben Dailey is all like “guarding the night”
To be “Logan Savilled” means to be sent hurtling through the nightosphere at such a speed that both matter and anti-matter unite in such a splash of color that your very existence is perpendicular to 🐸
by UnicornaPegasus09 June 01, 2021
lily and logan are an inseparable couple they need to have baby so me and Lainee can be the god mothers.
person 1: whos that couple
person 2: thats lily+logan=<3 they need to have a baby so Lainee and maya can be the god mothers.
person 2: thats lily+logan=<3 they need to have a baby so Lainee and maya can be the god mothers.
by loopyboopy123 May 02, 2023
The hottest guy you'll ever meet. Always is packing. Doesn't pull often but when he gets it he gets going. Sex god, especially with the homies.
by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 21, 2022
by kartrasjoans October 22, 2022
They might look like the perfect couple, but Ava and Logan secretly despise each-other. Logan uses Ava, just so he gets more popular. Logan is an ugly frat boy, and isn’t afraid to “die”.
by 🏳️🌈DustySocks🏳️🌈 March 13, 2022
by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021
A very slender weird demear occasionally bathes with his cat only eats Kraft dinner he says that’s all his stomach can handle.
by Logan Marsha May 28, 2022