Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.

“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”

by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

Left nut

Next to the right nut

I can’t feel my left nut

by PEANUT_1211 February 27, 2019

Lefsebataljonen

The group that loves lefse / tortilla over a taco shell. Together we are strong, and we will extinguish the shell-lovers.

Hey, have you joined Lefsebataljonen yet?
Lefsebataljonen is the strongest battallion in the world.

by ChangeLF March 11, 2019

Left On Donut

When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..

Gregory Went To Miami twice and left on donut

by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019

Left On Donut

When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..

Gregory Went To Miami twice and left on donut

by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019

left on heart

When your crush heart-reacts your Facebook post, but won't reply to your messages.

"She won't reply back - I'm left on heart"

by TechBaffle May 19, 2019