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Lol

When used as a response in text, while being followed and preceded by no other word, there is a 75 percent chance it means " fuck off". 24 percent chance of meaning "I'm so fucking boring I can't think of anything else to say" and a 1 percent chance of meaning "you're funny"

When used with other word, there is a 70 percent chance of meaning " I'm trying to play it chill lighten the mood and sound friendly" 29 percent chance of having no meaning, and 1 percent chance of meaning " I just laughed out loud"
Bob: hey I need someone to talk to right now. My mom died 9 months ago but before she died she was raped. Now I have a host baby brother and he just took a shit on my desk. I want to remove it but my hand just passes through. How do I remove ghost poop from my desk help my gf is cumming over in 5 minutes!!!!
Jacob: lol
by hotguy108 May 29, 2016
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lol is basically a contraction.
it has three long forms:
1. laugh out loud
2. lots of love
3. live out loud
she laughed at me and said 'lol'
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Person1:My teacher tripped today in front of the whole class and fell on the floor.
Person2:Lol really?
by Free Potato April 20, 2016
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its just a bit of lol
by batns April 22, 2016
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Person A: Omg, look at that cat!
Person B: Hahahah, it's like 'Wtf are you doing?' lol
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I SAID LOL ITS FRIDAY
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