When you have weird benefits or events happen to you while in public. Being given free accommodations and or favors for simply existing. Having strangers tell you their life stories even when you don't respond.
Just the most mundane and unexplainable situations happening to you.
Just the most mundane and unexplainable situations happening to you.
1: You won't believe what happened when I went to McDonald's.
2: What did they give you a free drink.
1: If only that someone messed up their order and gave me there whole meal for free.
2: You and your lucky Jones Effect, you always get free stuff and I always have to pay whenever I go out.
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1: DUDE! It happened again!
2: What did?
1: The Jones Effect, I was just at the bus stop with my headphones on and this person, who was already there, just started talking out loud and then to me.
2: Maybe they're just crazy...
1: No because they kept looking at me looking for my input.
2: What did they give you a free drink.
1: If only that someone messed up their order and gave me there whole meal for free.
2: You and your lucky Jones Effect, you always get free stuff and I always have to pay whenever I go out.
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1: DUDE! It happened again!
2: What did?
1: The Jones Effect, I was just at the bus stop with my headphones on and this person, who was already there, just started talking out loud and then to me.
2: Maybe they're just crazy...
1: No because they kept looking at me looking for my input.
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A friend in ur fifth period or workplace that knows everything. He knows all the facts, moves, and methods. So you can use him as a scapegoat for why you know something
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Rhys Honey Jones is an absolute sex beast of a character. Type of erratic bloke that you can’t tell if he’s just done 4 ounces of cold cut Cocaine or just power wanked over his mates cousins.
Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.
Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.
Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.
Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.
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