mads wood

some girl that attends hogwarts. she’s oddly into astrology. talks a lot. pure chaos too. love that for her though.

OH SHIT ITS MADS WOOD. WALK AWAY BEFORE SHE STARTS TALKING.

by LOLIDKWOOPWOOP February 17, 2021

Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood

I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood

by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011

spencer wood

The greatest gut you will ever meet, he is caring and sweet, he loves computers and summer runs in the park, he will never leave you. Don't break his heart if you date him. He doesn't like the cold but loves to ski

Spencer Wood is so nice

by #MY_LIFE November 9, 2017

Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.

Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.

by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022

chop wood carry water

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.

Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.

by Brainydaps January 13, 2023

timothy wood jr

The only name that if you are white and named Timothy Wood Jr you are born automatically with a N Word pass for life

Timothy Wood Jr is the only cracker that I know that can say nigga cause he is actually black

by Definitions 106 May 11, 2019

Katie Woods

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A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.

I got that good-good Katie Woods insurance policy and my rate was better than my grandma’s lasagna.

by Mayhem208 December 31, 2024