Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.
His heart was the holy hand grenade.
by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019
The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God
He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area
by Slimjimninja May 28, 2020
by sdfern1 August 07, 2023
When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.
I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.
by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021
When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.
Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.
by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023
While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
by Friendgroupisbored July 20, 2021