Fart Stank

When a fart is so potent and strong in smell, it leaves a permanent odor on whatever you farted on.

My bed has fart stank from the day I ate a 5 bean burrito, and let off the mother of all farts that night in my bed.

by MeowNugget February 27, 2015

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Keto fart

The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.

Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.

Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.

by Jack Pipe January 20, 2019

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Fart fruit

Another word for beans

Did you see all those fart fruits Kendall just ate? He's going to be farting like a trombone

by TheDobbus May 6, 2018

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Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021

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fart fest

a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.

person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.

by bopkes June 23, 2009

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