egg poon poon

another word to call someone when there being stupid

omg mayah your so egg poon poon

by pro cool kid sophia October 3, 2020

egg nog float

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.

After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.

by air cortez April 1, 2009

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021

Pound your egg

A droll and catchy pick up line guaranteed to woo the ladies,

I thought maybe after a chardonnay and a strawberry torte, we could go back to my place and I could.. You know...Pound your egg.

by The Seeker!!!!22 April 19, 2009

Egg on my face

A reason to stare someone down, because it's unusual and possibly embarrassing for them, you stare at them in such a way, wondering if they really do have egg on their face.

What are you looking at?? Do I have egg on my face???

by Age 9 Less February 5, 2017

crack my eggs

fertilize my eggs; impregnate me

I want the villain from Black Panther to crack my eggs

by 42069salt March 11, 2018

Green Eggs, No Ham

Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.

This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.

Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?

Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.

Oli: Purr…

Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.

by TigerTerp February 24, 2022