Eat my donut

The act of consuming ones anus. An act of sheer flexibility.

The other day during yoga, I got to eat my donut.

by Peaches Brother September 5, 2013

the duck is eating a mango

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

eating someone's doritos

To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.

Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.

by kiraskywalker July 8, 2016

banana eating whore

a blonde teacher who is the cheer captain at 29

See her? She was a total banana eating whore at the game.

by the unnormal mexican May 12, 2014

Eat My Soup

To feast upon the wet, saucy deliciousness of a person's genitalia. Also, what's cookin' in a person's undergarments.

Example 1:
Husband: I'm so excited you are finally cooking dinner.
Wife: Yeah, I'm serving. And after dinner you can eat my soup.

Example 2:
Tom: You are such a terrible cook. You can't even boil water.
Mary: Eat my soup, jerkface.

by coffeetalker October 23, 2013

eat that 3 up

Suck dick

Girl eat that 3 up

by Monkey bed February 19, 2018

Have their cake and eat it to

1. when someone owns something but is still seeking more of it to benefit from it, especially from another party

2. when someone such as a corporation wants to take more than it's fair share.

First the record labels shut down Napster aned Grokster. Now t hey want to have their cake and eat it to by proposing a tax to destroy internet radio.

by grizmeister May 18, 2010