Bus Fluff

Annoying somebody on a bus by picking apart the seats and throwing bits of the fluff at them.

Guy: Hey Ellen guess what?
Girl: What?
(Guy then throws countless amounts of Bus Fluff at her)

by Brent Monday June 13, 2011

Hijack the bus

Similar to “the bus driver”

A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*

Ryan: “hey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?”

by Bud driver August 18, 2022

faggot bus

A vehicle often containing gay black men and twinks

i was drivin thru the town collecting niggas in my faggot bus

by paper650 June 11, 2023

Lü bu

Who practiced the same stroke, every day, until he was able to part the sky.

Lü Bu "I repeat myself because when all is said and done I'll, at least, be able to say that I tried to reason with you. If doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result make me insane, that's fine. But if the thing I'm going over and over again is 'trying to reason with a schizophrenic horde' what does that say about you?"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

Bus 81

Considered the bus avoid among the children of St Edwards and St Joesephs Gosford. It heads towards the ghetto/ hood of Umina. The residents of this bus are seen to be some of the 'badest' and most notorious niggaz on the Coast. The people travelling on this bus often engage in various crimes such as: stealing, assault, murder, being a sick cunt and other illegal shit. The prodominant gang inhabiting the bus is known as the 'Umina Blood Conference' aka the 'bee's knee's, mother fucking sluggerz'. Shit goes down on this bus and the only safe seats are the first on the right and on the bus drivers lap. Passengers better watch their back.

Example 1

Passenger 1: Lets sit on the back seat of Bus 81

Passenger 2: Oh hell nah dawg. that seats reserved for the baddest mothers, ya hear!

Passenger 1: Dont be silly, it will be fine

Umina Blood Conference: The hell ya'll niggaz doing up in my house asshole

Gunshots.................

Example 2: Blood Conversation Conversation

The Daddy Yo: Hey bra

The Dewce: Skuxxin lad, s'happenin

The Daddy Yo: Pimpin, slaying hoes, rideing on 64's

The Dewce: nice mayne, real nayce

Example 3

Cop Slapper: Where's Sexual chocolate at

Sexy Choc: Sexing it up, ya know mean nigga

by The Realest Fool aka sexy choc September 26, 2010

Drive The Bus

The act of sticking your thumb in a girls anus while hitting it doggie style and moving the thumb to make a motion similar to driving a motorized vehicle with a steering wheel.

Michelle: Ow fuck Dillon what was that
Dillon: Sorry honey I just always wanted to drive the bus

by DillyDp22 June 26, 2018

Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.

"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."

by JehovahsWitness May 17, 2015