Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour

'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'

by Callijames April 24, 2018

Spicy Beans

The combination of Ecstasy (Commonly called "Beans") and Synthetic cannabis (Spice)

The two of these mixed together can truly turn a good man into a gurning mess of geekiness.

MDMA and Cannabis provide a great mix, however Spice is much more strong than natural cannabis which mixes with the intense MDMA buzz, providing an entirely new and immensely powerful high which can temporarily debilitate an individual.

Random nitty 1: "how was your weekend?"

Random nitty 2: "Had some spicy beans and got so fucked up I ran 5 miles butt naked at 3AM"

Random nitty 1: "Fucking hell"

by gurtrude_pyphagoras666 March 29, 2020

Sneaky Bean

Someone, typically a ginger, that steals something, blames it on someone else and gets away with it.

Johnny is the sneaky bean. He drank all the wine and told Dad that I did it, so now everyone hates me. Just like Johnny wanted.

by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022

Bean God

A bottom lesbian who has flicked her bean 4 times in a day due to boredom while under quarantine.

“I flicked the bean... 4 times... 4... fucking... times... today...”. This person now qualifies as a bean god.

by 7liveslost March 21, 2020

bean dip

when the sweaty mexican soccer player exchange student takes an ice bath in the training room

His thick juicy calves were so sore that the trainer decided he needed a bean dip.

by beandip69420 September 23, 2022

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

King of the beans

Lord Ayden Blanding

Ayden blanding is the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022