Homed

Homed is the cutest person you will ever meet. He is thoughtful and considerate, and THAT ASS is flawless! To be a Homed Is an honor which only the worthy can posess.

I love my Homed! He is so cute🥰

by Hehehesunflowerhehehe November 21, 2021

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021

ET FONE HOME

When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.

ET Fone Home lets have phone sex

by Carlos de la Cerda November 7, 2021

Home

Where someone always will belong, no matter who thinks they shouldn't.

He/she was home, so there was nobody there that could make him/her not belong there.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Home

Somewhere you'll never need a welcome from somebody else.

He/she was home, and it didn't really matter whether some outsider wanted him/her there or not, he/she was there to stay no matter how inflammatory the outsider tried to get with him/her. The outsider could get out and never come back, since it was too goddamn bad if the outsider didn't like him/her being home.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

Home Depot

A Home Depot is a home for monke. They have wood and lights. Best of all they have my favorite thing shelves and chainsaws .

I go to the home depot to monkenap monke.

by Depot of home. September 29, 2021