The place you IMMEDIATELY go when one of your friend makes a reference and you're like what the heck? But you pretend that you actually know what it means. Then you go on urban dictionary and are like duhhhhhhh that's what it means😳
by Thatminnesotangirl April 06, 2015
your looking at it right in front of you. a place where random people put on definitions of a word they think or know.
i just search up my friends names up and see if the definitions match my friends personality. O~O
i just search up my friends names up and see if the definitions match my friends personality. O~O
someone: what does urban dictionary mean? lets search it up on URBAN DICTIONARY
urban dictionary: why exactly?
me: fun
urban dictionary: why exactly?
me: fun
by www.wat.com March 22, 2018
The website that allows everyone else to make definitions that contain bad stuff, such as defamation and harassment, but when I do it, they do not allow it. In fact, they probably won't let this one go in either. Why? No idea.
Let me please talk to the person who looks over this for a second.
Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, 35-year-old virgin who works at Urban Dictionary, reviewing definition drafts and jerking off all day. What's your damn problem with me? What did I ever do to you, bitch? Haters gonna fucking hate, I guess.
Asshole.
Let me please talk to the person who looks over this for a second.
Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, 35-year-old virgin who works at Urban Dictionary, reviewing definition drafts and jerking off all day. What's your damn problem with me? What did I ever do to you, bitch? Haters gonna fucking hate, I guess.
Asshole.
With this definition, I have submitted five tags that I associate with most Urban Dictionary employees, especially the ones that look over my shit: bullshit, asshole, pussy, bitch, and dick.
by bloonsfan17 July 16, 2015
A website where philistines can learn everything they need to know, to bastardise the great English language.
by Kiphal November 28, 2011
A place to find (mostly) hilarious stuff even though some people go on their to be serious (but who does that anymore-_-)Its a place to go on when your at school and is bored as fuck. Also a place to spread gossip about celebrities. It is simply gods way of knowing whats going on in this run down world. Pretty much the only sane people in this world are the gamers. Who like no physical activity, soaking in all this damn pollution. Seriously, I don't understand people who enjoy a lot of physical activity. Oh, and sex positions. Lots and lots of sex positions.
Boy 1: "Dude this is sooooo boring."
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"
by corvokenway October 16, 2015
The best place to find out what people think about stuff. It also lets you vote on what definition you like, or don't like, and you can write your own definition if you want to. Its basically the best site in the world, where the definitions can be serious, sexual or just plain hilarious. If you haven't figured this out yet, you are on the Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is a Ree, I told him to get me a apple juice, he got me water!
Guy 2: Um, Ree doesn't mean that, were you looking into the Urban Dictionary again?
Guy 1: So? Ree' s not in a normal dictionary!
Guy 2: True.
Guy 2: Um, Ree doesn't mean that, were you looking into the Urban Dictionary again?
Guy 1: So? Ree' s not in a normal dictionary!
Guy 2: True.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 17, 2018
by Alian December 16, 2019