Certified Hooker Fucker

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.

That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.

by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017

Goat Mother Fucker

Whenever said, will win you any argument unless scientifically proven wrong.

Bob: The Earth is flat.
Tim: No it's not.
Bob: Goat Mother Fucker.
Tim: Oh dang, ur right.

by ShREk 420 69 May 30, 2018

Bad Ass Fucker

A person who either is bad at ass fucking OR is a bad ass that fucks.

EX1
Judy- "He's such a bad ass fucker!"

Tara- "NO WAY! Now I know who NOT to let in the back door."

EX2:
Judy- "Look at the way he walks. What a badass fucker."

Tara- "I am going to say something that implies he's a badass and likes to fuck."

by F.M.P December 3, 2014

Sumerian Ball Fucker

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.

Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.

by B. Ballard January 7, 2021

Fucker you up

It'll fuck you up....meaning in taking alterminding drug that will fuck you up

That shit will fucker you up dude! Blow your mind lol

by Lizbeth1969 December 20, 2017

yeye mother fucker

A county boy or girl that is white used as a racial name for a white county he or she.

“You yeye mother fucker.”said Justin.

by Dooble bob Mehoy minoy November 23, 2018

Ding dong fucker

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.

Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.

by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019