E-coli

Chipotle made a big mistake.

Chris: Hey, my stomach hurts.
Greg: Did you go to Chipotle?
Chris: Yeah...
Greg: You must have E-coli.

by Musitoca May 8, 2022

e-widow

a mail order bride who, upon arriving in her new country, tragically finds her intended husband dead.

Nadia spent all her money before she left Astana for wealth in Ameriky, but she returned in a few days as an e-widow, without two klugles to rub together.

by hunter-gatherer February 1, 2007

E-Packrat

One who never deletes any e-mails. Spam messages go unread, often causing an outrageous number of unread messages appear at all times.

When Bill logged into his e-mail, he had 3,426 unread e-mails. He is such an e-packrat!!

by EsOne June 12, 2008

e-mnesia

When one has a contact on a messenger or e-mail of whom he or she does not remember.

IMer 1: "Hey, who is this?"
IMer 2: "So-and-so, who's this?"
IMer 1: "Oh, you know, what's-er-face. Can you remind me how I know you?"
IMer 2: "I'm not sure... but you were on my buddies list too. It's like amnesia!"
IMer 1: "E-mnesia!"

by xanthraxx80 November 15, 2009

e-hoarder

Someone who uses torrents or other means of downloading to...

1. Download massive discography's of (Tv / Movie / Music) files that they will never have time to enjoy, or have already watched/listened to, and will never again.

2. Has over 1 terabyte of storage for this reason.

My e-hoarder friend is downloading all 16 seasons of the Simpsons, but has watched every one since grade-school.

by Harry Balzach June 11, 2012

e-barass

To embarass electronically.

John was an avid collector of dolls. A vicious classmate of his e-barassed him with facebook and myspace photos of the childish collection.

by Gene Franco January 14, 2009

e-glect

1. Noun: When an individual fails to respond to e-mail messages in a timely manner, thus "e-glecting" his/her friends.

2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.

3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.

Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects

"Jim totally e-glected his family over the Christmas holidays."

"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"

"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."

by YODA November 22, 2004