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SHIT DEFENDERS

A person who is willing to stand up for human SHIT.

Someone who is willing to prove human SHIT IS THE TASTIEST and most AAFFECTIONATE. (A)NAL (A)LAN

Help SHIT IMMENSELY by exorcising bad human company away from SHIT.

YOUR greatest FRIEND IN THE WORLD.

The SHIT KILLERS if you PISS SHIT OFF.

FARTS

The most catastrophic bicycle and auto accident.
Overheating your conversation as you said SHIT STINKS as of being SHIT DEFENDERS I will tell you SHIT SMELLS GREAT and not only that SHIT IS GOOD at EVERYTHING so watch what you say about SHIT!!!!

I will vouch as SHIT DEFENDERS as I WILL EAT SHIT to show you SHIT is the tastiest and affectionate as I am going to get a good STOMACH FUCKING as SHIT DEFENDERS .

As a matter of course SHIT DEFRENDERS knows 666 is there when SHIT has the wrong human company and SHIT DEFENDERS is always there to clear out the bad 666 influence away from SHIT.

CHRISTOPHER I am very content you are standing up for SHIT as the SHIT DEFENDERS would not have it any differently.

If you get the SHIT DEFENDERS angry they may send the killer AMOEBAS your way so always be nice to SHIT and EAT SHIT with a heart HEARTY.

Look in the TOILET as lots of beautiful SHIT DEFENDERS as you can smell the FARTS.

If you look at this aftermath of this bicycle and auto accident you can clearly see the SHIT DEFENDERS as both vehicles lost them due to the tremendous high speed impact.
by METE MEAT MEET May 24, 2021
mugGet the SHIT DEFENDERSmug.

Shit

shit is a word for things like taking a poop or saying "aw shit" when you step on dog poop or cat poop
Bob: AW SHIT I STEPPED ON DOG SHIT
Rick: no worries we can clean up the shit on your shoes
Bob: Thanks
by gdcolo7 September 8, 2022
mugGet the Shitmug.

shit jamer

A gaywad who likes taking dick in the ass and gargling penis on an average basis of Saturday Monday Friday in New Year's Eve on special and holiday events of a socializing and getting dick for money
by Machen Huckaby December 17, 2019
mugGet the shit jamermug.

bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake
dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.
by squid_x January 11, 2021
mugGet the bakers shitmug.

Shit Master

Only he can use the shitter.
:Shit Master: “Oh shit, I need to shit!”
by SomeoneROFL July 6, 2024
mugGet the Shit Mastermug.

stop your shit

a term coined by a certain st.lucian graphics designer. Mean stop bothering me or stop talking.
by thelucianbatman July 1, 2023
mugGet the stop your shitmug.

Shit Show Mafia

A group of unstable, offensive, and crazy individuals that aim to hurt your feelings.
I was trying to talk in the group chat, but the shit show mafia showed up and made me cry.
by brooketastic February 3, 2018
mugGet the Shit Show Mafiamug.

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