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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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can you shower with that on

Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not
Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"
by Izza avalos December 23, 2017
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you know, i know, lee know

prob lee know’s most iconic quote ever. he said it many times, even in TATH. lee know, you know (i know, lee know) the kpop idol… no? NO? BRUH GO LOOK STRAY KIDS UP RN THEY’RE AWESOME
pig: “hey did you hear—“
dog: “that you know, i know, lee know?”
by StrawberryKat April 27, 2023
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Idiot - Referring anyone that this is directed towards when used
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how are you fixed

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023
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