dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/

Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)

by ;-;Nani?? June 15, 2020

Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020

my sweeney

My Sweeney means a deep love to word a person or something that you are in love

A person love, a person who u want to be with as your lover, is Sweeny, call me or her my Sweeney.

by Sweeney, love June 19, 2020

my poor trotters

A term used to describe your feet

My poor trotters are so sore after too much exercise today

by Anush June 19, 2020

Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.

I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!

by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020

Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.

I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.

by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020