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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.
Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
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the shit word

the shit word is a word so bad that just saying it can open a black hole on the planet.

so you dont accidentally say it, the shit word is shithit
guy 1: DONT FUCKEN SAY THE SHIT WORD

guy 2: shithit

black hole opens and kills everyone
by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021
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shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms
"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT
by flanetix May 27, 2018
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Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021
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bat shit crazy fish

Billmom
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?

Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*
by Tragicly Transmitted July 13, 2015
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aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016
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