The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
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